Cast
William Waldo Winfield
Professor Jason Hartley
Sarah Jane Winfield
Arnold SchultzeProfessor Sophia Boland 
Joe Tascarelli
Tony CresnovitchEddie Koslowski 
Pudge FlugeldorferMrs. Tascarelli Mrs. Koslowski Mrs. Cresnovich 
Mrs. Flugeldorfer
Leslie SchultzeErnie Schultze Cheerleader, not listed in credits Student, not listed in creditsа Young Girl, not listed in creditsа Cheerleader, not listed in credits Football Player, not listed in credits Cheerleader, not listed in credits State Coach, not listed in credits Cashier in Laundromat, not listed in creditsа Captain Nielsen, not listed in credits «Boopkins» Winfield, not listed in credits «Boopkins» Winfield, not listed in creditsа Football Player, not listed in credits Manager, not listed in credits Student, not listed in creditsа State Coach, not listed in credits Undetermined Role, not listed in credits 
Doctor, not listed in creditsFootball Team, not listed in credits Football Player, not listed in credits Drunk, not listed in credits Vendor, not listed in credits Dean Maxwell, not listed in credits 
Assistant Coach, not listed in creditsFootball Team, not listed in credits Cheerleader, not listed in credits 
