Cast
Dr. Jason Seaver Maggie Malone Seaver Mike Seaver Ben Seaver Carol Seaver Chrissy Seaver Richard «Boner» Stabone Luke Brower Kate MacDonald Stinky Sullivan Eddie Christine Ellen «Chrissy» Seaver Christine Ellen «Chrissy» Seaver Principal Willis Dewitt Debbie Shelley Julie Costello Ed Malone Kate Malone Irma Seaver Overmier Wally Overmier Coach Lubbock Janitor Ralph Audition Doofus Kevin Randall Bobby Thelma Big Al Laura Lynn Dwight Halliburton Richie Sid Sidlevich Peeter Thorne Estelle Sophie Amy Boutilier Susan Grace Thornton Vito Paducci Mr. Tedesco Cindy Deejay Mr. Lepepke Boy at Party Monica Shackleford Melia Frank Sandy David Frank Wendy Female Bidder Gary Mr. Sullivan Girl Jerry Vale Brianne Miller Kenny Mr. Stabone Elderly Woman Bobby Dude #1 Buddy Constance Casting Secretary Walter Terry Dan Dr. Paul Ramirez Jeff Jenny Foster Ike Dr. Rosenfeld Casting Receptionist Linda Charity Lady Kitty Fred Gail Announcer #2 Tawney Elizabeth Doug Stanton Braxton Hicks Heidi Deforest Trudy George Brower Lucy Snyder Flirt in Audience Barry Hadley Barnes Lydia Shayne Doreen Danica Tina Mark Raj Chucksteak Frightened Passenger Passenger Casting Director Anchorman Jodi Creedmore Paula Cindy Dr. Klaus Celebrity Look-alike Maurice Student #1 Dick Slots Sasha Serotsky Graham Jr. Mrs. Stabone Sherry Rita Sabatini Devil Robby Police Officer Biker Henri Ellie Sally Garner Bernie Hotel Clerk Little Mike Doctor Burly Man Crystal Samantha Dr. Miller Carol Seaver Dr. Marlen Jeff Encyclopedia Salesman Simmons Dr. McCloskey Fred Mathis Lisa Annie Uncle Bob Mrs. Hinkley Becky Juliet Van Druten Mrs. Scoffengerio Buddy Koosman Dr. Miller The Kid Receptionist New Ben Robin Kitty Jody Jimmy Max Drummond Rhonda Robert Rodney Strong Judy Jones Chris Mr. Littlefield Claver Jackson Teenage Chrissy Seaver Announcer Leslie Karen Mitch Teacher Kris Koosman Scooter Krassner Rick Margo Drummond Jerry Delish Sheena «Woo Woo» Berkowitz Announcer #1 Susan Todd Babotz Dr. Reinhart Dr. Jerry Marquez Kim Sonya Olsen C.J. Powell Izzy Philly Kathleen Tony Nick Simpson Marlene Rhonda Green Lori McNeil Officer Krumpkey Guard Gretchen Rachel Norma Jake Cabbie Barney Razor Mr. Erhardt Jimmy Man in devil costume Delivery Man Party Guest #1 Scottie Ellen Koosman Andre Jamie Mrs. Trotter The Cabbie Stewardess Vinnie Babotz Maurice Dr. Goodner Mr. Sego Ron Miss Sanders Janitor Bill Jefferson Nurse Bauer Jerry Morgan Chase Scuzz Marcus Courtney Dr. Cavanaugh Marilyn Monroe Kid #1 Sydney Fineman Young Ed Malone Stewardess Brad Priest Foot Kent Movie Villain #2 Slash Fabrizzio Party Guest #2 Jennifer Miller Mrs. Salinger Andrea Customer #1 Man in Hat Nurse Mr. Bendle Waiter Mail Lady Orderly Maureen Mr. Merkin Tony Di Sipio Mrs. Sullivan TV Director Denise Manny Wilma Ken Singleton Boom Boom Cindy Frank Big Al's Mom Marsha Babe Ruth Margo Agnes Tanya Burley Swede Trainer Ernie Young Maggie Susie Maxwell Frankie Panini Swapping Passenger Trish Melanie Older Hood Trooper Dr. Kramer Master Lee Officer Anderson Firth Nurse Buzzy Jon Donson Woman Mr. Stuart Baby Luau Maitre D' Waiter Waiter Steve Stevenson Counterman Student #2 Captain Jeff Mr. Bombosi Shauna Cliff Betty Truman Capote Dwayne Kvetch-O the Clown Cabbie Nigel Dunn Waitress Joan Glenn Chakin Brad Movie Villain Leader Nurse Leo Limetongue Charese Mrs. Cutter Carrie Lana Little Boy Earl Waiter Girl Customer Waiter #2 Little Carol Amber Accordian Player Dr. Celeste Buhai Joe Customer Crew Member Cop Roadie #3 Fake Jason Cop Waiter Student #2 George Washington Father of Bride Natalie Nurse Donna «Wild Thang» Kent Tiffany Lynette Castille-Flechman Miriam Jill Big Guy George Assistant Doctor Robert Jordan Bonnie Bride Customer Little Girl Luna Little Boner Dave DeDe DeWitt Stranger Girl in Classroom Maitre D' Judge Herman Student #1 Spanish Motorist Rod Serling Jeanie Waiter Jessica Hart Man #1 Bernie Deliveryman Stan - Man on Plane Stage Manager Businessman Kevin Sprague Groom Customer Schwartz Twin Jill Clarabelle Karen Prunish Woman Minister Manager Guy Abe Lincoln Otis Student #3 Mrs. Krupmeyer Judith Karl French Ambluance Driver Jim Kimball Pork Bandleader Tuba Player Officer Gail Schwartz Twin Soldier Matthew Coffee Shop Regular Cop Liz Father #1 Colonel Sanders Pizza Guy Elaine Shelley Kimball Becca Baby Mike Molly Really Big Kid Ed Sullivan Seedy Guy Dr. Braddock Max Creedmore College Girl Freshman #1 Toddler Mike Girl Reverend Chuck MacGregor Pencil-Nose Kid Jimi Hendix Diondra French Speaker Boy Baby Mike Dude #2 Louise Jennifer Freshman #2 Volatile Man Liberace Courtney Stan Laurel Bus Driver Oliver Hardy Fool (Larry Leaky) Susan Fryman Heather MacDonald Ms. Phelps Norman Martha Policia #1 Director Older Mike T.C. Diner Owner Kathleen Dr. Whiteside Ira Lowenstein Hans Waiter Hank Miller Susan Dr. Solakian Receptionist Dr. Danvers Webster Winslow Fatimah Attendant Dr. Frankovich Lyle Douglas Lloyd Mrs. Sierra Bettina Hymie Lowenstein Cheryl Murray Protestor Barbershop Quartet Member #3 Ben's Friend, not listed in credits Leonni, not listed in credits Man with Moose Head, not listed in credits Attacker in Alley, not listed in credits Photography class student, not listed in creditsа Kenny, not listed in credits Romeo Mime, not listed in credits Rowdy Student, not listed in credits Biker, not listed in credits Rapper in Fresh Kid's Music Group, not listed in credits Vacationer, not listed in credits