Cast
Sharon
TraceyDorien Darryl 
Chris
GarthTravis Stubbs 
Garth StubbsChris Garth Stubbs 
MarcieDarryl Lisa Poppy DS Barry Farmer Melanie Fishman 
Richard
Marcus
ColinKimberley 
Dave
TonyPrison Officer 
Lenny
Changing Room Assistant
Aunty Vera
Naomi
Auntie Sylvie
Ranjith
Loxy
Prison OfficerManager Det. Insp. Tatum Prison Officer Geraldine 
Letting AgentDerek 
Malcolm
Hayley
Les
Eric
Kenny
Counsel
«Billy»
Chas
ElectricianCashier Handbag Morgan Interviewer 
VinceAngela Dawn 
Angela's VoiceAssistant Man in Café 
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играет самого себя
TrishMr Adams Adrian 
«Grief Stricken»
Video Repair Man
M.C.Mike 
Fireman
Monty
Beverley
Davey Cooper
Dennis
Mr Mann
Father Collins
First Roadshow Expert
Gary«Not Up To It» Man in Wine Bar 
Mrs. SimmonsGirl 
Tom
D.S.S. Clerk
Mark
Desmond
Registrar
Cab Driver
Police ConstableGil 
BillTina 
PhilipMark Rosa Store Detective 
DuncanWoman in Cafe Derrick Chanel 
JonathanD.I. Fearnley 
Man at Funeral
KeithGary Brendan Peter 
Danny
Luke
Emma
CarlaMr. Gibbons 
Prison Officer
Stan
Patsy Edwards
Rodney Kauffman
Vic McCarthyAlison Second Roadshow Expert 
The SnatcherVinny Hutchins 
C I D Officer
Labour Candidate
Richard
GeraldReceptionist 
Olive StubbsD.S.S. Officer 
Siobhan
Andy
Mark's Motherиграет самого себя Charles Fitzroy 
LynSheila Sandra Brett Gloria Sister 
Greek Priest
JimmyRoughead Dentist 
Warder FlowersDI Dunford D.J. Barry 
DS TrewinMadame Yenta Jason Georgiou 
Mrs. Carruthers
Kate
JudithWarren 
EddieClive 
Ernie
Man in pubMarjorie Young Declan 
Margie
Rodney
Him Indoors
Greg
LynneSadie Little Girl Angie Fat Angela 
Celine
Miss HoweBookies Manager 
Angelina
Couple Next DoorCar Salesman 
Mel
Jodie
AndrewDet. Sgt. Coltrane 
PoolmanFirst Clerk Policeman Prison Officer Terry McCarthy 
BillyGloria Green Candidate 
JoyWaitress 
играет самого себяCon's Wife Receptionist Elderly Lady Cedric 
Abel KaneInspector Draycott 
Hairdresser
Doctor2nd Man Ms Dawson Wayne Joey Girl in street 
RegMan 1 Man at Cinema Jancis Woman in Audience P.C. Peter Dinah Journalist 
Dominic
Mr Kouniakis
Michael
LindaGlazier Policeman David Kane 
Chemist
Joe
RogerWaiter Emily Josie Hotel Guest 
GeorgeDempsey 
AnnieBarry Quid 
MorganAppy Jewellery Shop Assistant 
Roger Thornhill
Receptionist
Housing OfficerCamilla Phil the Plumber 
DoctorKathy 
Marcus Green«Firm Time» Beggar 
NurseGreen Agent 
Martin1st Man Hotel Guest 
PC PhillipsMan at Window Sonia Wiggins 
IreneGirl in cake shop Den Anne Bible Man 
PriestNicky 
Mr BlairWoman at Cinema Woman at Door Man 2 
WarderDaphne Sid Mrs. Belloc 
YouthMr. Hughes Police Supt 
BrittanyImpatient Man 
Prison OfficerRoddy 
Doctor Drummond
NurseShop Assistant Airport Sales Assistant 
Bookshop Manager
RobinJack 
Mr. Murray
Bank CustomerDancer 
Harvey
Pawnbroker
PC MontgomeryLaszlo 
Rupert Julian-Jones
Sgt BennGary Judge Checkout Girl 
GarthCathy Lee 
Car Salesman
Mrs. McCarthyDon 
Tory CandidateMinicab Driver 
PedroPrison Officer 
Rodney Smithson
Gas ManWindow Cleaner College Secretary 
PaulaG. Hamilton Woman at No. 9 Mrs Blair 
Mr PatelMarina Neighbour 
NurseThe Queen 
PolicemanRadio Host Minicab driver Judge Jerry Anti-Terrorist Officer Hotel Manager 
Midwife
Dominic
Woman at Car Boot Sale
Judge
SoniaAdoring Fan 
RosieBank Teller 
Stall HolderPoxy Cohen Vicar 
Montgomery Hart
Detective Inspector MonkRestaurant Manager 
JohnRose Man in bar 
Viv McCarthy
Official
Superintendent CogartTrevor Mimms Waitress 
Tour GuideAnnalies Morovia Detective Sergeant Doctor Matthew Cashier 
Doddsy
CliffJapanese Father Amanda Sasha 
Pamela
Julian
Woman at Car Boot SaleWrit Server MC Cara Dora Customer 
Second Clerk
Policeman
LorraineTV Reporter Bernice Woman in Restaurant Mrs. Mimms Salon Manageress Tony Japanese Mother Prison Nurse Ivor Kerry 
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Stanley
Jonathan
SashaSamir Imam Clerk of the Court 
Barry
Trevorиграет самого себя 
Roger
играет самого себяJapanese Child Wayne 
Lorraine Kelly
Air Stewardess
Mr. ArboretumPoliceman Andrew Girl at Concert Garrards Assistant 1 
Maitre'dиграет самого себя Drug Squad Officer Wills 
HenchmanPoliceman Lucinda 
Girl at ConcertGarrards Assistant 2 
L.A. JailerD.S. Benson Ben Receptionist Compere Ernesto 
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Terry
Jonas
One Eyed Marc
ManfredScots Superintendent Jacinthe 
играет самого себяNewsreader Dorien's Mother Scots Policeman Commentator 
CashierUrsula 
Janiceиграет самого себя Ray Ursula's Father Waiter Tennis Pro 
Fearnley's OfficerCustoms Officer Manuel Detective играет самого себя 
Prison BandSamantha Prison Band 
Prison OfficerPrison Band Police Constable Audience Member 
Michelle
TheresaJulia Amanda Gail 
Football Coach
ConradPoliceman 2 Footballer 
Prison GuardPoliceman 1 Cecily Audience Member, not listed in credits Ant - Football Player, not listed in credits 
играет саму себя, not listed in creditsаPrisoner Jones, not listed in credits Leaving Prisoner, not listed in credits Reggie, not listed in credits 
Boot Seller, not listed in creditsShopper, not listed in creditsа 
Solicitor, not listed in credits
Shopper, not listed in credits
Car Boot Dealer, not listed in creditsDelivery Man, not listed in credits 
Car Boot Dealer, not listed in credits
Car Boot Dealer, not listed in credits
Dorien's Private Security Guard, not listed in creditsMorrocan Local, not listed in credits 
Adila, not listed in creditsа
Undertaker, not listed in creditsFuneral Guest, not listed in credits 
Funeral Guest, not listed in credits