Cast
Derek PanglossRonnie Mrs Jellis 
Elderly Lady
McKendrick TwinsEye Clinic Nurse 
Irate NeighbourGarage Manager Lisa Mrs Ashcroft 
ElspethMr. Prout 
Chippie JoeLady in Tea Shop Mrs Endicott 
Starkey
Hospital NurseChancellor Mrs Inglis 
Elderly Lady on TrainArt Teacher Window Cleaner Jennifer Iris Plumber Toy Salesman Chinese Youth Jack Aylesbury 
Nurse
Mr. ProthrowHilton 
Mr Smedley
Mrs. MaulevererPlumber's Mate 
April Bluett
Mr. Gillespie
Electricity Man1st Jehovah's Witness Mrs Burridge 
Salmon
Window Cleaner
Pat AylesburyChinese Customer 
Martin TroutTania Woman in Hospital 
Mrs Impey
Rajeev JamalRuthie 
Harold WhartonPostman 
Mr. Jellinek
Mr. BerengerVince Bluett 2nd Jehovah's Witness Sky TV Salesman 
Irate NeighbourBilly Chinese Girl Mr Gorshin Unemployed Man Kazanzi 
Lady on Plane1st Boy 
Mr Foskett
Lewis AtterburyReporter 
Mitch WernerRoger 
Keep Fit Instructress
Carpet-FitterCar Park Attendant Plumber's Assistant 
Petra
Garden Centre Manager
HilaryCarol Meg Policewoman Young Wife 
Chinese ChefDaughter 
Afonso
Andrea Temple2nd Boy 
SoniaIan Grimwade 
Lorna
MillicentMrs. Khan 
Blind Man
Graham
LeonardJill Archer Len 
Mr. ParslowMarie Dustman 
GeorgeMrs Skimpson Lady in Tea Shop 
WomanAmbulancewoman 
Miss Lander
HumphreyNeil Grimwade Mildred Christine Mr Stewkley Warren 
Catholic Woman
LindseyMr. Drewitt 
RustyOld Lady 
Police Officer
AlbertAdam Burridge Martin Warm-Up Man The voice of Detective Gannis 
The CyclistRachel Ambulanceman 
Hugo
Tunstall
Geoffrey Croker
Roy
Mrs. BlanchardArchie Shopkeeper Mr Dineage 
Lorraine Kelly
Father BlakeyEnrico Ted Desirée Gibson TV Producer Policeman Mr Tildsley 
Detective DillerMan in taxi Sales Representative 
MartinGridley Primary School Teacher 
RamblerJackie Tang Cleaner the Nurse 
Jasper Gibson
1st YobToddler Wife Sales Assistant Woman in taxi 
Glaswegian
BenFire Officer Dentist Postman Dog Owner Dr. Clarke Receptionist Mrs Fairley Mr. Davidson Make-Up Girl Gerry 
2nd YobYoung Mother 
Jack the BurglarMan in Wheelchair Official 
Party Guest
Fenella FortuneDoctor 
Workman
Bowls Player
Dr. SnellgroveDylan 
The voice ofWorkman Old Man Official 
American
Mr. KhanSally Elliott The voice of Waitress Edwin Doctor Mr Jefferson Policemen Airport Attendant Hospital Doctor Policemen Beggar 
Tory MPFarmworkers Painter Farmworkers Mrs. Akhani Fisherman 
CoastguardMortuary Attendant 
Mortuary AssistantPhoto Shop Owner 
MariaCabbie Jogger 
BusinessmanHaughty Hotel Guest Diner Policeman, not listed in credits Businessman, not listed in credits Advert producer 
Dinner Party Guest, not listed in creditsаConcert Performer, not listed in credits Mr. Burridge, not listed in credits Police Officer, not listed in credits Interflora Man, not listed in credits Train Passenger, not listed in creditsа Air Stewardess, not listed in creditsа Boarding House Guest, not listed in credits Waitress, not listed in creditsа Train Passenger, not listed in credits Jackie, not listed in creditsа Dinner Party Guest, not listed in creditsа Boarding House Guest, not listed in credits Party Guest, not listed in credits Concert Performer, not listed in creditsа Concert Performer, not listed in credits Voice in Box, not listed in creditsа Concert Performer, not listed in credits 
Train Passenger, not listed in credits
Party Guest, not listed in creditsBoarding House Guest, not listed in creditsа Aunty Norma, not listed in creditsа 
TV Presenter, not listed in creditsPC, not listed in credits Jehovah's Witness, not listed in creditsа Hotel Guest on Steps, not listed in creditsа Pipe Smoker, not listed in credits Jehovah's Witness, not listed in creditsа 
Complimentary Role, not listed in creditsаPolicewoman, not listed in creditsа Mimsy, not listed in creditsа Complimentary Role, not listed in credits Customer, not listed in credits Wine Waiter, not listed in credits Farmworker, not listed in credits Schoolgirl, not listed in creditsа Background Actor, not listed in credits Shop Attendant, not listed in creditsа Maitre d'Hotel, not listed in credits 
Girl in Pool, not listed in creditsаPark Keeper, not listed in credits Mr. Matthews, the magician, not listed in credits 
Wang, not listed in creditsVoice, not listed in credits Policeman, not listed in credits Woman with Truss, not listed in creditsа 
Answerphone Instructions, not listed in creditsTopless Prostitute, not listed in creditsа 
Chinese Waitress, not listed in creditsаNurse, not listed in creditsа Musical director, not listed in credits Advert director, not listed in creditsа Advert cameraman, not listed in credits Voice Rec for Hilton, not listed in credits Voice Rec for Jehovah's Witness, not listed in credits Father Christmas, not listed in credits Yob, not listed in credits 
Stuffy Woman, not listed in creditsаStuffy Man, not listed in credits Voice Rec for Skip Hoberman, not listed in credits Client in Brothel, not listed in credits 
играет самого себя, not listed in credits
