Cast
Geraldine Granger
Hugo Horton
Jim Trott
David Horton
Owen Newitt
Alice Tinker
Frank Pickle
Letitia Cropley
Cecil
Gonads
Harry KennedyDoris Trott 
Simon Horton
Tristan CampbellGeorge Bigamy Lady 
Rosie KennedyMr. Harris Local TV Reporter 
Father Peter Clifford
Johnny Depp
Assumpta FitzgeraldAutograph Lady Celebrity Impressions 
Bishop of MulberryVet 
Mr. Badcock
SuzieHilary Kay 
Funeral Man
Daniel FrobisherVicar Pottle 
DJ
Reg Dwight
AoifeDarcey Bussell Woman at Nativity 
Miss CarrCelebrity Impressions Rachel's Boyfriend 
Hetty
Mistaken Mother
StingColin Jean-Paul 
Angry Man
Mrs. Tinker
Terry Wogan
Sarah FergusonPianist 
Local TV Newsreader
Rachel Hunter
Steve
Singing Vicar
Trudie StylerMrs Bartlett 
Ruth
Boy Fan
Mary TinkerCellist Italian Newsreader 
Jeremy OgilvyReporter Girl Fan Colin's Friend 
Sean Bean
Jeremy PaxmanSue The Stranger Martyn Lewis 
Jane
Kylie MinogueMartha Amanda Bunny Campione Rupert Maas 
Voting Official
Anglican PriestSophie Raworth 
Bernard
Reverend Fiona Bruce
Reverend Mavis Pipkin
Reverend Ruth
Reverend Alicia
Reverend Jen
Reverend Iris
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