Cast
Lt. Frank Drebin
Jane Spencer
Ed Hocken
Nordberg
Rocco
Muriel
Tanya
Louise
Ted Olsen
Papshmir
Clayton
Defense Attorney
Stenographer
Dr. Eisendrath
Store Manager
Melon LadyGrocery Mother 
Purse WomanJason 
Bobbi
NurseDr. Kohlzak 
Dr. Roberts
Carjacker
Corridor Guard
Big Hairy Con
Ann B. DavisMess Hall Convict 
Trucker
PriestCabbie 
Cabbie
Cabbie
Director
Vanna White
«Weird Al» Yankovic
Security Guard
Mary Lou RettonPhil Donahue's Make-Up Man 
PresenterMother Theresa 
Pía Zadora
Security GuardCop 
Cop
CopUmpire Doctor 
Clinic Patient
Train Lady #1Train Lady #2 
Train Lady #3
Teleprompter Guy
Tuba Player
Producer of «Sawdust & Mildew»Producer of «Sawdust & Mildew» Producer of «Sawdust & Mildew» Producer's Wife Producer's Wife Producer's Wife Assistant Director Maalox Boy Gabriella 
DominatrixBryce Porterhouse Guard 
Lifetime Award Recipient
ConductorFrank Jr. 
Mr. Big
Sumo WrestlerSumo Wrestler 
Florence Henderson
WaldoPresident Clinton Pope Cop Dancer 
DancerDancer Dancer Dancer Dancer Dancer 
Dancer
Oscar Audience MemberOscar Audience Member Oscar Audience Member Oscar Audience Member Oscar Audience Member Mercedes Lady Taxi Driver 
Mourner
Boy of Geriatric Park
Girl of Geriatric Park
Old ManScreaming Supermarket Baby Woman Crossing Behind O.J. (scenes deleted) Woman on Street (scenes deleted) 
Clinic Nurse (scenes deleted)
Prison Chaplain (scenes deleted)
Head of Alamo Society (scenes deleted)Hairy Butt Boy (scenes deleted) 
Woman Backstage at Oscars, not listed in creditsа
Gala Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Oscar Audience Member, not listed in creditsа
Court Stenographer, not listed in creditsаPrison Yard Inmate, not listed in credits 
Shannen Doherty, not listed in creditsа
Olympia Dukakis, not listed in creditsа
Oscar Audience Member, not listed in credits
Mess Hall Guard, not listed in credits
Morgan Fairchild, not listed in creditsа
Elliott Gould, not listed in credits
Prison Guard, not listed in credits
Funeral Attendant, not listed in credits
Mariel Hemingway, not listed in creditsа
not listed in credits
Precinct Detective, not listed in credits
Boy in Store, not listed in credits
James Earl Jones, not listed in credits
The Judge, not listed in creditsаPrisoner, not listed in credits 
Cop at Academy Awards Ceremony, not listed in credits
Prisoner #2, not listed in credits
Gun Nerd, not listed in creditsаOscar Audience Member, not listed in credits 
Oscar Guest in Birdcage Skirt, not listed in creditsа
Cop, not listed in credits
Raquel Welch, not listed in creditsа
Tyrone, not listed in credits
