Cast
Richard Clark Victoria Chapell Principal Evelyn Doyle Griff McReynolds Natalie Thompson Paco Rodriguez Two-Bags Alonzo Thaddeus Clark Anferny Jefferson Julie Rubels Mr. DeMarco Rhino Hulk Miss Bernie Wells Miss Foley Mr. Arnott Mrs. McReynolds Female Teacher Operator Blind Student Nurse African Translator Vietnamese Translator Central American Translator Mou Mou Bartender Maitre D' Cop Anchorwoman Student Thaddeus' Secretary Student with Paper D.J. Panhandler Faculty Member Teacher Tourette's Kid Security Officer Little Slut Asian Woman Drama Coach Woman Smoking Pipe Wellington Student Wellington Student Wellington Student Moaning Woman Watch Salesman Kid in Hallway Girl in Class Stripper Stripper Pizza Guy Singer Flowbee Announcer Featured Extra Featured Extra Featured Extra Featured Extra Featured Extra Featured Extra Featured Extra Featured Extra Featured Extra Auditorium Heckler, not listed in credits Student, not listed in creditsа Gang Member, not listed in credits Singing Waiter, not listed in credits Suicide Guy, not listed in credits Teacher, not listed in credits Stu, not listed in credits Gang Member, not listed in credits not listed in creditsа Student, not listed in credits Student, not listed in creditsа not listed in creditsа Gang Member, not listed in credits Gang Member, not listed in credits