Cast
Zack Siler
Laney Boggs, $ 4 000 000
Brock Hudson
Dean Sampson
Taylor Vaughan
Wayne Boggs
Mackenzie Siler
Simon Boggs
Jesse Jackson
Campus D.J.
Alex
Katie
Preston
Chandler
Misty
Harlan Siler
Ms. Rousseau
Mitch
Jeffrey Munge Rylander
Derek Funkhouser Rutley
Man in Falafel Barn
Principal Stickley
Prom Photographer
Melissa
Girl #2
Lois Siler
Savannah
Harmony
KadeemBeatnik 
FelicityGustave 
Vampire Girl'She's All That' Rapper 'She's All That' Rapper 'She's All That' Rapper 
Naylon
JV Cleaning Boy
Soccer Player
Sophomore Boy
DancerDancer 
DancerDancer Dancer Dancer 
Dancer
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DancerDancer 
DancerDancer Dancer 
Student, not listed in creditsаStudent, not listed in creditsа Female Student, not listed in creditsа Bartender, not listed in credits Dancer, not listed in credits 
Girl in Cafeteria, not listed in creditsа
Art Patron, not listed in credits
Guest Star, not listed in credits
Horseman Bully, not listed in creditsStudent, not listed in credits 
Student, not listed in creditsColin Risendorf, not listed in credits Rapper, not listed in credits 
Partygoer
Goth Student, not listed in creditsа
Dancer, not listed in credits
Student, not listed in creditsа
