Cast
Hank
Jerry
Kyle
Kelly
Guidance Counselor
Mr. Frederickson
Chemistry Professor
Anatomy Professor
Biology ProfessorMrs. Boison 
Professor Durkheim
Sonny
Henry The DrunkDrunk 
Roberto
Merrilee
Boy BookwormGirl Bookworm 
'Shhh'-ing StudentSky Luke 
Cafeteria Worker
Calculus SeatmateStudent Student Student 
Student
Kurt Loder
Girl in Bed
Pam
Irritated Woman
Frank
PriestGirl Groupie 
Guy
Guy
TV Show Host
Boyfriend, not listed in credits
College Student, not listed in credits
Cop, not listed in credits
Party Attendee (Extra), not listed in creditsGuy in Bathroom Stall, not listed in credits Student, not listed in creditsа College Student, not listed in creditsа 
Drunk in Bar, not listed in credits
Student in Library, not listed in creditsа
Roommate #2, not listed in creditsCollege Student, not listed in credits 
Cop, not listed in credits
Party Student, not listed in credits
Barfly, not listed in creditsа
