Cast
Torrance Shipman
Missy Pantone
Cliff Pantone
Isis
Courtney
Whitney
Darcy
Kasey
Jan
Les
Lava
JenelopeLafred 
Aaron
Big Red
Carver
Bruce Shipman
Christine Shipman
Justin Shipman
Sparky Polastri
Toros Tight EndToros Quarterback New Pope Cheerleader #1 
New Pope Cheerleader #2
Costa Mesa Quarterback
Costa Mesa Linebacker
Argumentative Girl
Been-Crying-For-Hours Girl
Rappin' White GirlBe Aggressive Girl Start-Over Girl 
Theatre BoyTiny Tot Cheerleader 
Emcee #1
Emcee #2
Event CoordinatorUCA Official High-Strung Mom Class Monitor Football Announcer 
T.V. Reporter
PaulettaT.V. Commentator Jamie 
Mime
Cheer Coach
Nervous Cheerleader
Toothless CheerleaderConfident Cheerleader 
Guy CheerleaderAaron's Lover Clover Cheerleader High School Student, not listed in credits Billy Canton, not listed in credits Photographer, not listed in credits 
Student, not listed in creditsа
New Pope Cheerleader, not listed in creditsа
Ballet Boy, not listed in creditsStudent, not listed in credits 
Clover Cheerleader, not listed in creditsа
New Pope Cheerleader, not listed in credits
Pervy Earth Science Teacher, not listed in creditsFinals Judge, not listed in credits 
