Cast
Luther Krank
Nora Krank
Vic Frohmeyer
Walt Scheel
Bev Scheel
Spike Frohmeyer
Officer Salino
Officer Treen
Umbrella Santa / Marty
Father Zabriskie
Blair Krank
Enrique Decardenal
Candi
Merry
Aubie
Ned Becker
Jude Becker
Randy Becker
Mr. Scanlon
Randy ScanlonGus Scanlon 
Wes TrogdenTrish Trodgen 
Dox
Daisy
Choir DirectorBurglar 
Tanning Intruder
Office Staff
Office Staff
Neighbor #1
Neighbor #2
Husband
Shopper
Manager
CashierSchoolgirl Schoolgirl Schoolgirl 
FiremanMailman 
Neighbor, not listed in creditsа
Wife, not listed in creditsа
Co-Worker, not listed in creditsCaroler, not listed in creditsа 
Amanda Frohmeyer, not listed in creditsаTSA Security, not listed in credits 
Christmas Shopper, not listed in credits
Waitress, not listed in creditsаGirl Who Screams at Stepped-on Cat, not listed in creditsа Girl, not listed in creditsа 
