Cast
Phil Weston, $ 20 000 000
Buck Weston
Mike Ditka
Barbara Weston
Janice Weston
Sam Weston
Bucky Weston
Mark Avery
Hunter
Byong Sun
Ambrose
Connor
Gian PieroMassimo 
Jack
Alex
Referee
Ann Hogan
Donna Jones
Jim Davidson «The Captain»
Janet Davidson
John Ryan
Forest Avery
Tom HannaDiana Ditka 
Patty
Track & Field Coach
Jack's Mother
Umberto
Butcher Shop EmployeeButcher Shop Employee 
Butcher Shop EmployeeButcher Shop Employee 
Beantown Employees
Beantown Employees
Beantown Customers
Beantown Customers
Beantown Customers
Stew
Clark
Caring Soccer DadPhil (Age 9 & 11) Baby Phil Tigers Tigers Tigers Tigers Gladiators Gladiators Gladiators Gladiators Gladiators Gladiators Gladiators Gladiators Gladiators Gladiators Gladiators Gladiators 
Tarantula
TarantulaTarantula Cosmos Player 
играет самого себя, not listed in credits
Obnoxious Hummer Lady, not listed in creditsаBar Man, not listed in credits 
Picnic Woman 2, not listed in creditsа
Soccer Parent, not listed in creditsа
Voice, not listed in credits
Soccer Player, not listed in credits
Soccer Dan, not listed in credits
New York Cosmos Soccer Player, not listed in credits
Soccer Mom, not listed in creditsа
