Cast
Shalini Singh / Shelley Picante
Gary Gordon
Robert «Rob» Shorwell
Blaine / Parminder «Pammy» Brar
Neil «Neelu» Brar
Director Alan Smithee
Nicole
Kirat J. Singh
Jaspal Singh
Littly J. Singh
Happy J. Singh
Georgina
Elastic Surgeon
Ryder
Bart
Keith
Martha
Agnes
Smithee's party girlLittle Shelley 
Ben DoverParty Guest 
Casting DirectorYuki 
Sherri
Nick
Beth
Actress #1
Actress #2Neil's Fling 
JuanitaGym Receptionist - Under 5 
Rocky
Woman Shopper
Girl who blows a kiss
Party Guest, not listed in creditsаSikh, not listed in credits 
Sikh Priest Singh, not listed in credits
Thrift Store Cashier, not listed in creditsа
Handsome Guy, not listed in credits
Hollywood Party Guest, not listed in creditsа
Waitress, not listed in creditsа
Bar Patron / Two-Step Dancer, not listed in creditsаCountry Bar Bartender, not listed in credits 
Fan, not listed in creditsа
Dancer, not listed in credits
Thrift Store Clerk, not listed in creditsаCourthouse Bride, not listed in creditsа Actress, not listed in creditsа 
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsа
Cowboy Dancer, not listed in credits
Girl in Gym, not listed in creditsа
Bartender, not listed in creditsStudent Slammed in Face with Door, not listed in credits Party Guest / Fan, not listed in creditsа 
Justice of the Peace, not listed in credits
