Cast
Sydney White
Rachel
Tyler
Lenny
Terrence
Dinky
Jeremy
Gurkin
Spanky
Christy
Paul White
George
Embele
Professor Carleton
Katy
Young Sydney
Alicia
Amy
Moose
Goth Girl
Big Ron
Flirty Girl
Danny the Tranny
Football Fan #1
Football Fan #2
Pin Me Sister
HackerLibrarian 
Student NewscasterWaitress Old Woman 
Cheerleader
Sorority Girl
StudentBeta Singer Beta Singer Beta Singer Beta Singer 
Dinkys' Date, not listed in creditsSorority Sister 
Sorority SisterCollege student College student 
Alpha Nu Gamma Sister, not listed in creditsHomeless, not listed in credits 
10 Year-old boy, not listed in creditsSorority Sister 
StudentHomeless bum, not listed in credits 
College StudentS.A.U. Student, not listed in credits 
Beta Fraternity Member, not listed in creditsHomeless Man, not listed in credits 
Construction Worker
Kappa Pledge Date, not listed in credits
Goth Student, not listed in credits
Pedestrian, not listed in creditsа
Student
Plain Jane, not listed in creditsа
StudentStudent 
Kappa Pledge, not listed in creditsа
Student
Ambling ManCollege Student 
Frat Guy, not listed in creditsStudent 
Student at Flyer, not listed in credits
Construction Worker
Kappa Pledge, not listed in creditsа
Rushee, not listed in creditsаConstruction Worker 
Homeless Man, not listed in credits
Homeless Woman, not listed in creditsа
Beta Frat Brother, not listed in credits
Bunchy Hathaway
Parent
Homeless Wretch, not listed in credits
Blonde workout girl, not listed in creditsаHomeless Woman, not listed in creditsа 
Frat Boy, not listed in creditsArmy ROTC, not listed in credits Construction Worker 
Gamma Phi Sorority Sister, not listed in creditsаFraternity Boy 
Football Player, not listed in credits
Sorority Sister
Sorority Sister
