Cast
Michael Malone
Patton
Osama Bin Nielsen
Trace Adkins
Aziz
Mohammed
Ahmed
George Washington
He's Much Fatter in Person.
John F. Kennedy
Celebrity 2
Speaker 1940's
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
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Woman at Awards Party
MussoliniIntern 
Airport Security Guard 1
Rosie O'Connell
Hottie
Bacon Stains Malone
Policeman 2Girl Scout Security Guard 
Lily
It's That Michael Malone!
Rehearsal Actor
Hippie 2«Traitor!» Singer Teddo 
Rehearsal Actress
Political AideReporter on TV 
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Rastus Malone
Airport Security Guard 2
Entertainment Tonight Host
«Marines!» / Sassy Sailor
Young Michael MaloneMinister 2 
играет саму себя
Judge
Celebrity 1
Hitler
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Becca / KaleighNun on Bus 
Lab Tech 1
Partygoer 2
Boy Scout
Wounded Soldier
Lab Supervisor
Thought You Hated Country Music!Trophy Girl Girl at BBQ 
Airport Passenger 2
Marty
Neville Chamberlain
Heather
Terrorist 2
Chaplain
Jane Wagstaffe
Silvano
играет самого себя
Molly Duncan
Afghan Prisoner 2Accordion Player 
Reporter 1
Minister 1
Mose Malone
Airport Passenger 1
Terrorist on Bike
Subway Policeman
играет самого себя
«Sailors!»I'm Starved. Patient in Line 
Josh
Timmy / Atticus
Subway TerroristTrophy Girl at BBQ 
Policeman (MSG), 1
Reporter 2
George Mulrooney
Cuban Commander
Village Voter
Stagehand
Jimmy Carter
Lab Tech 2Tojo 
Tiny Tina / JennaHippie 1 
Agent Grosslight
Voice of ReasonVoice of Reason Voice of Reason Cocktail Musician Cocktail Musician Cocktail Musician / Musician Wedding Guest Wedding Guest Parent 
Parent
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ParentProfessor 
Professor
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ProfessorProfessor Plantation Singer Plantation Singer Plantation Singer Plantation Singer Plantation Singer Plantation Singer Plantation Singer 
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Columbia Student «1968»Musician Musician Musician Musician 
US Marine at protest
Crazy Fan
Male Hollywood Celebrity, not listed in credits
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Master Sergeant, not listed in credits
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Marine #3, not listed in credits
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Ghost Soldier, not listed in credits
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Zombie #1, not listed in credits
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Afghan Villager, not listed in credits
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Hasan Simavi, not listed in credits
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Juror, not listed in credits
American Revolution Soldier Ghost, not listed in credits
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College Student, not listed in credits
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Ted Kennedy's Girlfriend, not listed in creditsа
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