Cast
Megan
Thomas
Charity
A-Con
Ron
Nora
Sugar Bear
Ms. Cameltoé
Ms. Dontwannabebothered
Glynn
Jack
Ray
Tracy Transfat
Tyler
Baby Daddy
Mr. Moody
Keloid
Uglisha
Patrol Man
Lady on TrainTruck 
Mr. Stache
Audition Judge
Free Gas Pedestrian
Officer Dillon
Sugar Bear HenchmanConfessing Crew Member 
Undercover Cop
Ray's Mamma
Slave Master
WillOfficer Student 
Student
Megan's Sister
Prison Guard
Thomas' Grandma
D
Club Girl
Security Guard
Girl's Gym Teacher
Mr. Moody's Favorite StudentDancer Dancer 
Dancer
DancerDancer Dancer Dancer Dancer 
Dancer
Flame Dancer #2Dancer «Flame» Dancer «Flame» Dancer «Flame» Dancer 
«Flame» Dancer«Flame» Dancer «Flame» Dancer «Flame» Dancer 
«Flame» Dancer«Flame» Dancer 
«Flame» Dancer«Flame» Dancer «Flame» Dancer «Flame» Dancer «Flame» Dancer 
«Flame» Dancer«Flame» Dancer 
«Flame» Dancer«Flame» Dancer 
«Flame» Dancer
«Flame» Dancer
«Flame» Dancer«Flame» Dancer Megan's Crew Megan's Crew Megan's Crew 
Megan's Crew
Megan's Crew409 Crew 409 Crew 409 Crew 
409 Crew409 Crew 409 Crew 
409 CrewThomas' Dance Crew Thomas' Dance Crew Thomas' Dance Crew 
Thomas' Dance CrewThomas' Dance Crew 
Thomas' Dance CrewThomas' Dance Crew Thomas' Dance Crew 
Thomas' Dance CrewBallet Dancer Ballet Dancer Ballet Dancer Ballet Dancer Ballet Dancer 
Ballet Dancer
Ballet DancerBallet Dancer Ballet Dancer 
Ballet Dancer
Ballet DancerBallet Dancer Ballet Dancer 
Ballet Dancer
Club Goer, not listed in creditsаGirl in Club, not listed in creditsа 
Club Goer, not listed in credits
Ballet Dancer, not listed in creditsClub Goer, not listed in creditsа 
Megan's Crew #2, not listed in credits
Megan's Crew, not listed in credits
Club Goer, not listed in credits
Musical High School Student, not listed in credits
Goth Dancer, not listed in credits
Conductor, not listed in credits
Club Goer, not listed in creditsа
Dancer #12, not listed in creditsа
Hot Girl at Club, not listed in creditsа
Prom DJ, not listed in credits
A-Con's Crew, not listed in credits
Son in Boxer Shorts / White Guy #1, not listed in credits
Club Dancer, not listed in creditsа
Singer, not listed in credits
Clubgoer, not listed in creditsа
Fantasy Photograph Girl, not listed in creditsа
Ballerina, not listed in creditsа
Dancer, not listed in creditsClub Goer, not listed in credits 
Juilliard Dancer, not listed in creditsа
Dancer (Megan's Crew), not listed in creditsClipboard Lady, not listed in creditsа 
Student, not listed in creditsа
Dance Crew #4, not listed in credits
Dance Crew #4, not listed in creditsа
Cop, not listed in credits
Hot Girl at Club, not listed in creditsа
Cindy Brady, not listed in creditsа
Musical High Student, not listed in creditsBaseball Player, not listed in credits 
Street Dancer, not listed in creditsа
Ballet Dancer, not listed in creditsа
Chicago Cop, not listed in creditsDavid Alan Greer Dance Double, not listed in credits 
People in the Street, not listed in creditsа
DJ, not listed in credits
Fireman, not listed in credits
Alice / Brady Housekeeper, not listed in creditsа
Crew 3 Dancer, not listed in credits
Club Goer, not listed in creditsа
Musical High School Student, not listed in creditsа
Ellia English - Daughter, not listed in creditsа
Clubber, not listed in credits
Goth Hip Hop Girl, not listed in creditsа
Dancer, not listed in credits
Guy on Bus, not listed in credits
Ballet Student, not listed in creditsа
Dancers Entourage, not listed in creditsаStudent #1, not listed in credits 
Sam Emmes, not listed in creditsа
Coach Effron, not listed in credits
Security Guard, not listed in credits
Dancer in Black, not listed in creditsHot Guy at Club, not listed in credits 
Club Patron, not listed in credits
Neighbor, not listed in creditsа
Dirty Dancer, not listed in creditsаMean Girl, not listed in creditsа 
Student, not listed in credits
Mr. Crackhead, not listed in credits
Jan Brady, not listed in creditsа
Dirty Dancer 2, not listed in creditsа
Sargent Largent, not listed in credits
Paris Hilton, not listed in creditsа
Los Angeles Cop, not listed in credits
Supporter, not listed in credits
Flame Dancer #15, not listed in creditsPatient / Club Dancer, not listed in credits 
Marcia Brady, not listed in creditsа
Peter Brady, not listed in credits
Hasidic Jew, not listed in credits
Dance crew, not listed in creditsа
Bathroom Directions Student, not listed in creditsа
Student, not listed in credits
Club Goer, not listed in creditsа
Pajama Girl, not listed in creditsаGreg Brady, not listed in credits Club Goer, not listed in credits 
Bartender, not listed in creditsClub Dancer, not listed in credits 
Club Victim, not listed in credits
Ny Crew Dancer, not listed in creditsа
Juilliard Judge, not listed in credits
Goth Girl, not listed in creditsа
