Cast
Danny Dawn Cliff Andy Brian Stokes Keith Chegwin Alf Tony Blackburn Tony Burnblack Rose Derek Biggs Russell Grant Danny's Mum Terry Hunt Malcolm Director Joe Pasquale Valerie Jim Justina Floor Manager DI Stevens Hospital Manager Christopher Paparazzi Photographer Constable Beaumont Paparazzi, not listed in credits Hospital Visitor, not listed in creditsа Vanessa Feltz, not listed in creditsа Fan in street, not listed in creditsа Floor Manager, not listed in credits The Killer, not listed in credits Paparazzi, not listed in credits Reporter, not listed in credits Reporter, not listed in credits Reporter, not listed in creditsа Paparazzi, not listed in credits Rock Fan, not listed in credits Friend of Competition Winner, not listed in credits Ripped Hunk, not listed in credits Jimmy White, not listed in credits