Cast
Doug Glatt
Pat
Ross Rhea
Eva
Xavier LaFlamme
Ronnie Hortense
Gord Ogilvey
Ira
Dr. Glatt
Mrs. Glatt
Rollie Hortense
Marco Belchior
John Stevenson
Evgeni
Oleg
Park KimBackup Goalie Donovan 
Oldfield
Reg
Sportscaster
BartenderDarren Elderly Waitress Customer Guy 
Guy in Leather Jacket
KellyO'Sullivan Rod McCaudry Ref / ND Halifax Player #1 
Shamrock's Coach
Teenage Singer
Uncle Stevie
Assassin #1 / Concord Player #2Blanko Hamilton Defenseman Lowell Kings Opponent Mirimachi Opponent #1 
Mirimachi Opponent #2
HuntingtonParis Hilton Lookalike 
BrandonFlannerty 
RichardReporter Quebec Fan Stripper Albee Cohen 
Mr. Goldsmith
Young Woman
Barbara CohenMTL Tomahawk Player #2 Lineman #1 Lineman #2 Iroquius #4 Uroquiis #5 
Assassin #2Assassin #3 Assassin #4 Assassin #5 Assassin #6 
Assassin #7Conrord Goalie #1 Concord Player #3 Concord Player #4 
Quebec #1Quebec Coach Production Assistants, not listed in credits BGP, not listed in creditsа Rachel, not listed in creditsа 
Autograph seeker, not listed in credits
Simard, not listed in credits
Drunkard, not listed in creditsRestaurant Patron / Team Supporter, not listed in creditsа 
Assassin Player, not listed in credits
Production Assisstant #2, not listed in credits
Crazy Fan, not listed in credits
Production Assisstant #3, not listed in credits
Production Assisstant #1, not listed in credits
