Crew / The Onion News Network

Directors

Jon Watts

Jon Watts

J.J. Adler

J.J. Adler

William Graham

William Graham

Cast

Suzanne Sena

Suzanne Sena

Brooke Alvarez

Brad Holbrook

Brad Holbrook

Jim Haggarty

Brian Huskey

Brian Huskey

Duncan Birch

Tracy Toth

Tracy Toth

Tracy Gill

Todd Alan Crain

Todd Alan Crain

Tucker Hope

Jill Dobson

Jill Dobson

Madison Daly

Chris Juell

Chris Juell

Todd Grant

Aaron Lazar

Aaron Lazar

O'Brady Shaw

Michele Ammon

Michele Ammon

Jean Anne Whorton

Matt Oberg

Matt Oberg

Tucker Hope

Geneva Carr

Geneva Carr

Diane Connor

Esther David

Esther David

Jane Carmichael

Kyla Grogan

Kyla Grogan

Andrea Bennett

George Riddle

George Riddle

Joad Cressbeckler

Ken Rudulph

Ken Rudulph

Blake Randall

Klea Blackhurst

Klea Blackhurst

Shelby Cross

Jeremy Beiler

Jeremy Beiler

Jason Copeland

John Cariani

John Cariani

Michael Falk

Marceline Hugot

Marceline Hugot

Mayor Sue Hallinan

Julie Brister

Julie Brister

Lauralee Hickock

Dorothi Fox

Dorothi Fox

Nancy Fichandler

Bob Heath

Bob Heath

General Cotti

John Mondin

John Mondin

Hot Dog Vendor

Ryan Blackwell

Ryan Blackwell

Tucker Hope

Brendan Burke

Brendan Burke

Carl Herbertsen

Nicolina Capitanio

Nicolina Capitanio

Student

Bill McHugh

Bill McHugh

Congressman Mcculough

Jay Potter

Jay Potter

Steven Hoyer

Rebecka Ray

Rebecka Ray

Alicia

Bob Ari

Bob Ari

Sen. Dave Tillis

Hannah Barfoot

Hannah Barfoot

Brenda Fisher

Susan Barrett

Susan Barrett

Angry Damaged Woman

Bob Bowden

Bob Bowden

Brian Scott

Wesley Broulik

Wesley Broulik

Douglas

Tom Creel

Tom Creel

Congressman Nelson

Chelsey Donn

Chelsey Donn

Rhonda Hale-Watts

Sam Guncler

Sam Guncler

Financial Reporter: Sam Kemmis

Joe Hansard

Joe Hansard

Mechanic

Michael Harrah

Michael Harrah

Bruce Poole

Julie Hays

Julie Hays

Gloria Dellinger

Rose Iebba

Rose Iebba

Sexy Female in Car

Oberon Ka Adjipong

Oberon Ka Adjipong

Future Guy

Laura Krafft

Laura Krafft

Paula Norcross

Adam LeFevre

Adam LeFevre

Doug Kranowicz

Denis Lybe

Denis Lybe

Congressman Cummings

Ivan Martin

Ivan Martin

Tom Becker

Jeremy McLain

Jeremy McLain

BBQ Factory Explosion Victim

Jackie Moore

Jackie Moore

Sexy photographer

Aaron Moses

Aaron Moses

Brian

Kathy Nowrey

Kathy Nowrey

Jasmine

Mike O'Gorman

Mike O'Gorman

John Harris

Heather Pence

Heather Pence

Prosecutor

Darlene Violette

Darlene Violette

Woman in Silhouette

Tina Alexis Allen

Tina Alexis Allen

Dr. Natasha Mills

Ed Stelz

Ed Stelz

Frat Guy

James Michael Reilly

James Michael Reilly

Researcher James Ahearn

Bob Ader

Bob Ader

Federal Reserve Spokesman

Dave Aizer

Dave Aizer

Tom Fontaine

Rutanya Alda

Rutanya Alda

Dr. Holbrook

Jarrett Alexander

Jarrett Alexander

Lil Fission

Jean Alexander

Jean Alexander

Caged Pamela

Richard Alleman

Richard Alleman

Gun Owner

Tina Alexi Allen

Tina Alexi Allen

Dr. Natasha Mills

Arthur Anderson

Arthur Anderson

Sheriff Stevens

Max Antisell

Max Antisell

Jerrod Gilchrist

Vince August

Vince August

Security Guard

Avocado Pitt

Avocado Pitt

Doctor J. Boucher

Ron Baden

Ron Baden

Ronald North's Neighbor: James Fitch

Cyrilla Baer

Cyrilla Baer

Wall Street Woman 1

Andrew Bambridge

Andrew Bambridge

Alien Baby

Alice Barden

Alice Barden

Gun Toting Mom

Nathaniel Bates

Nathaniel Bates

Manchild

Courtney Baxter

Courtney Baxter

Meghan Cleary

Brad Bellamy

Brad Bellamy

Slide Whistle Historian

Jaida-Iman Benjamin

Jaida-Iman Benjamin

Keily Simms

Michael Berg

Michael Berg

Coporate America Head

Robert Berlin

Robert Berlin

Randy-Motorcycle Gang Leader

Francine Berman

Francine Berman

Mother of Shaken Manchild

Brian Berrebbi

Brian Berrebbi

Ted «Hateful Face» Baynes

Marylin Berry

Marylin Berry

1964 Civil Rights Activist

Jennifer Bissel

Jennifer Bissel

Hannah

Susan Blackwell

Susan Blackwell

Carol

David Bluvband

David Bluvband

Will Tracey

Munro M. Bonnell

Munro M. Bonnell

Caged Louis

John Boonin

John Boonin

Guy

Charles Borland

Charles Borland

Future Man

Jean Brassard

Jean Brassard

French Man

Nathan Brisby

Nathan Brisby

Bill Byring

Corey Brown

Corey Brown

Studio Security

Kristin Carbone

Kristin Carbone

Undercover Waitress

Chris Cavalari

Chris Cavalari

Idiot

Bob Celli

Bob Celli

Sandow

Gail Cherie

Gail Cherie

Woman Crying

Scott Churchson

Scott Churchson

Popeye's Chicken Guy

Hamilton Clancy

Hamilton Clancy

Pete Dufrense

Malachy Cleary

Malachy Cleary

David Barrodale

Lee Ann Clinton

Lee Ann Clinton

Drunk Senator Kisser

Tabbie Conrad

Tabbie Conrad

30's Woman

Patrick Cooley

Patrick Cooley

SIURT Operative

Marti Cooney

Marti Cooney

Woman on the Street #2

Susan Janet Cooper

Susan Janet Cooper

Mrs. Drucker

Daniel Angus Cox

Daniel Angus Cox

Edward Tuffy

Logan Crawford

Logan Crawford

Alex Edelman

James Cronin

James Cronin

Investor

Gilbert Cruz

Gilbert Cruz

FEMA Spokesperson

Mario D'Leon

Mario D'Leon

Vix Top Gun

Patrick Daly

Patrick Daly

Trevor Wilson

Ben Dasaro

Ben Dasaro

Vance

Veronika Dash

Veronika Dash

Amanda McCormick

Matt Davis

Matt Davis

President Lyndon B. Johnson

Todd Aubrey Davis

Todd Aubrey Davis

Caged Roger

Frank Deal

Frank Deal

Steve Patterson

Richard DeDomenico

Richard DeDomenico

Slide Whistle Historian

Devin Delliquanti

Devin Delliquanti

The Factzone Studio

Jonathan Dewberry

Jonathan Dewberry

Reporter #2

Mike Doyle

Mike Doyle

Punch Banker

Wally Dunn

Wally Dunn

Mr. Drucker

Gianna Duran

Gianna Duran

Girl #2

Margret Echeverria

Margret Echeverria

Woman Outside Bar

Tim J. Ellis

Tim J. Ellis

Jeff

Tod Engle

Tod Engle

Zeljko Goran's Lawyer

Eric W. Espinosa

Eric W. Espinosa

Miguel Laviera

Morgan Evans

Morgan Evans

Derrick

Rob Evans

Rob Evans

CEO James Fitch

Matthew Faber

Matthew Faber

Frail Patient: Fred Galen

Marshall Factora

Marshall Factora

Joseph Mills

Zoe Farmingdale

Zoe Farmingdale

Weeping Damaged Woman

Simon Feil

Simon Feil

Panelist

Tibor Feldman

Tibor Feldman

NYC Councilman

Patrick Flynne

Patrick Flynne

Congressman Ingersoll

Wendy Force

Wendy Force

Woman on the Street

Arthur French

Arthur French

Duane Willis

Tracy Friedman

Tracy Friedman

Man Outside Bar

James Fritz

James Fritz

Jared Holbrook

Lori Funk

Lori Funk

Debra Verhulst

Brian Fuqua

Brian Fuqua

Gavin Fisher

Kathryn Gerhardt

Kathryn Gerhardt

Carrie Hastern

Michael Gerrard

Michael Gerrard

Stephen Harris

Gregory Giblon

Gregory Giblon

Toby Emmett

John Gibson

John Gibson

Russell

Benjamin Gooch

Benjamin Gooch

Erik the Dick

Whitney Rae Grandell

Whitney Rae Grandell

Jessica

Cynthia Granville

Cynthia Granville

Damaged Women's Spokeswoman

Judith Greentree

Judith Greentree

Margaret

Megan Gunning

Megan Gunning

Kathy Johnson

Gregory Gunter

Gregory Gunter

40s Man

Victoria Guthrie

Victoria Guthrie

Beverly Hill's Neighbor

Kevin Hagan

Kevin Hagan

Jim Loeber

Dave Hanson

Dave Hanson

Jim Richmond

Eevin Hartsough

Eevin Hartsough

Sheila Baynes

Julia Haubner

Julia Haubner

Woman

Leslie Hendrix

Leslie Hendrix

Grace North

Keith Herron

Keith Herron

NASA Official

Ian Holcomb

Ian Holcomb

Shouting Man #1

Randall Holden

Randall Holden

Judge

Anne Hollister

Anne Hollister

Girl

Mike Houston

Mike Houston

Train Conductor

Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee

играет самого себя

Christina Jeffs

Christina Jeffs

Hot Girl

Jemier Jenkins

Jemier Jenkins

Adaira

Bryan Scott Johnson

Bryan Scott Johnson

Dr. Thomas Nicholson

Edward Jones

Edward Jones

Greg Newsome

Carly Joos

Carly Joos

Teen #1

Eva Kaminsky

Eva Kaminsky

PETA Spokesperson

Edward M. Kelahan

Edward M. Kelahan

Sexy man in car

Arnold Y. Kim

Arnold Y. Kim

Korean General

Claudia Kiss

Claudia Kiss

Hera Rodriguez

Carl Kline

Carl Kline

Hannah's Father

Julia Knitel

Julia Knitel

Teen #2

Tom Knutson

Tom Knutson

Man 1

Dave T. Koenig

Dave T. Koenig

Divorced Dad

Glenn Kubota

Glenn Kubota

Japanese Historian

Graham Kurtz

Graham Kurtz

Ben Trump

Peak Kwinarian

Peak Kwinarian

Panelist

Jos Laniado

Jos Laniado

Pedro

Lawrence Laravela

Lawrence Laravela

Police Chief

David Lavine

David Lavine

Investor

Rose Lebba

Rose Lebba

Sexy Female in Car

Geoff Lee

Geoff Lee

Dancer

Hollie Lee

Hollie Lee

Rally Attendee

Jeremy Lee

Jeremy Lee

играет самого себя

Jeremy M. Lee

Jeremy M. Lee

Jeremy Lee

Caroline Lesley

Caroline Lesley

Carol Logan

Kate Levy

Kate Levy

Ronald North's Neighbor: Tammie Sayre

Ben Livingston

Ben Livingston

Goldenmade CEO

Theodore Lochwyn

Theodore Lochwyn

George Petkin

Guy Lockard

Guy Lockard

1964 Civil Rights Activist

Angelo Lopez

Angelo Lopez

Terrorist

Maia Lorian

Maia Lorian

Jenna

James Lurie

James Lurie

Voiceover

Ed Lyndeck

Ed Lyndeck

Old Gilgoff

Edmund Lyndeck

Edmund Lyndeck

Old Gilgoff

Cynthia Mace

Cynthia Mace

Hannah's Mother

Rachel Maddow

Rachel Maddow

играет саму себя

Ashley Marinaccio

Ashley Marinaccio

Hailey Boyes (2011)

Barbara Marineau

Barbara Marineau

Woman on the Street #2

Jason Martin

Jason Martin

Calvin

Jason Martin

Jason Martin

Calvin

Jason Martin

Jason Martin

Calvin Etridge

Lauren Martin

Lauren Martin

Cruise Publicist

Adrian Martinez

Adrian Martinez

Actor

Mike Massimino

Mike Massimino

Beefy Guy 1

Camille Wiedorn

Camille Wiedorn

Woman #4

Drucie McDaniel

Drucie McDaniel

Zorla Gorgalon

Dawn McGee

Dawn McGee

Mary Patterson

Danielle McKee

Danielle McKee

Syrup Covered Woman

Bruce Meakem

Bruce Meakem

Man

John Merolla

John Merolla

Police officer

Ji-Young Min

Ji-Young Min

News Anchor

Doug Moe

Doug Moe

Undercover Cook

Sam Moko

Sam Moko

Military Police

Clem Moorman

Clem Moorman

Guy

Clem Moorman

Clem Moorman

Guy

Jamie Morgan

Jamie Morgan

Anchorwoman Susan Merriwether

Jamie Morgan

Jamie Morgan

Susan Merriweather

Jamie Morgan

Jamie Morgan

Susan Merriweather

Kevyn Morrow

Kevyn Morrow

Dr. Statsky

Dee Dee Moss

Dee Dee Moss

Video Female

James Moye

James Moye

Reporter

Jack Mulcahy

Jack Mulcahy

Commander David Hawkins

Patrick Murney

Patrick Murney

John Dillow

Khemali Murray

Khemali Murray

Alicia

Stanley Nallem

Stanley Nallem

Frederick Kid

Anthony Del Negro

Anthony Del Negro

Trevor

Johnnie Niel

Johnnie Niel

Reporter #1

Michael O'Neill

Michael O'Neill

Dennis

Rasik Ohal

Rasik Ohal

Manav Vishwanath

David Orshan

David Orshan

Amanda's Friend Colin

Robyne Parrish

Robyne Parrish

Kat Barr

Martin Pfefferkorn

Martin Pfefferkorn

Sex Offender

Maire-Rose Pike

Maire-Rose Pike

Nancy Mains

Therese Plaehn

Therese Plaehn

Waitress

Thomas Poarch

Thomas Poarch

Drone Attorney

Juliet Adair Pritner

Juliet Adair Pritner

Marie Byron

Marc Raco

Marc Raco

John Baughman

Blake Randall

Blake Randall

Ken Rudolph

Phillip Raymond

Phillip Raymond

CEO Megstead

Marisa Redanty

Marisa Redanty

Ana Goran

Chull Gyu Rhee

Chull Gyu Rhee

Defense Minister: Jun Jung-Hwa

Joseph Ricci

Joseph Ricci

Spencer Gill

Sydney Richardson

Sydney Richardson

Child 1

Eric Rizk

Eric Rizk

Carl

Meagan Robar

Meagan Robar

Shawna #2

Vincent Rodriguez III

Vincent Rodriguez III

Asian Tucker Hope

Jessica Rothe

Jessica Rothe

Katie Clemens

John Rothman

John Rothman

Ronald Noth

Peter Rowan

Peter Rowan

Drunk Man

Brian Russel

Brian Russel

Tim Seidell

Brian Patrick Russell

Brian Patrick Russell

Tim Seidell

Jay Russell

Jay Russell

Blake Morris

Edward Sass III

Edward Sass III

Trick or Treater

Matthew Schallipp

Matthew Schallipp

Chris Morgan

Randy Schein

Randy Schein

John Soita

Wayne Scherzer

Wayne Scherzer

Dating Agency Chief

Hugh Scully

Hugh Scully

Safety Officer

Matt Servitto

Matt Servitto

Dr. Cattey

Aleks Shaklin

Aleks Shaklin

Zeljko Goran

Patrick Ellison Shea

Patrick Ellison Shea

John Ecklund

George R. Sheffey

George R. Sheffey

Mike Brant

Pauline Sherrow

Pauline Sherrow

Tia Roxy

Mackenzie Shivers

Mackenzie Shivers

Wet Sweater Co-Ed

Curtis Shumaker

Curtis Shumaker

Roger

Ben Sinclair

Ben Sinclair

Lunatic

Christina L. Sivrich

Christina L. Sivrich

Woman on the Street

Cate Smit

Cate Smit

HHS Spokesperson

Tina Vanessa Smith

Tina Vanessa Smith

Shawna #1

Kaylee Souther

Kaylee Souther

Crystal

Sam Oz Stone

Sam Oz Stone

Sergeii Goran

James Strauss

James Strauss

Paul Webster

Don Striano

Don Striano

Braderman

Betsy Struxness

Betsy Struxness

Applebees Guest

Brian Sullivan

Brian Sullivan

Deputy CIA Director

Nick Sullivan

Nick Sullivan

Health Teacher

Karen Summerton

Karen Summerton

Allison Bensington

Sebastian Hedges Thomas

Sebastian Hedges Thomas

Michael McNamee

David W. Thompson

David W. Thompson

Kyle

Doug Trapp

Doug Trapp

Senator Sutter

Dena Tyler

Dena Tyler

Panelist

Узиманн

Узиманн

Terrorist

Gina Varvaro

Gina Varvaro

5th Grade Student

Alberto Vazquez

Alberto Vazquez

Roberto Chavez

Susan Barnes Walker

Susan Barnes Walker

Spoiler Woman

Andre Ward

Andre Ward

James «Sugar Boots» Franklin

Paul Webster

Paul Webster

Frank Fisher

Steve Weir

Steve Weir

Politician

Sean Well

Sean Well

Farmer

Andrea Weston

Andrea Weston

Zorla Supporter 1

Tony White

Tony White

African American

Child 2

Doug Williford

Doug Williford

Congressman Whittle

D. Matt Worley

D. Matt Worley

Coach R. Shipley

Gameela Wright

Gameela Wright

Danielle's Mom

Tim Wynn

Tim Wynn

Ray Hansen

Mani Yarosh

Mani Yarosh

Excited Blonde Girl

Moujan Zolfaghari

Moujan Zolfaghari

Cathy

Barbara Ann Davison

Barbara Ann Davison

Gavin's Mom

Doug Drucker

Doug Drucker

Rich Martin

Darryl D. Moore

Darryl D. Moore

Opus

Susan Neuffer

Susan Neuffer

Anna

Richie Noodles

Richie Noodles

Arby's Customer

Daniel O'Shea

Daniel O'Shea

Michael Gilroy

Kate Riley

Kate Riley

Ellen

Katie Webber

Katie Webber

K'Ronikka

Michael Wiener

Michael Wiener

Gary

Jack William Marshall

Jack William Marshall

Andrew Sharpe, not listed in credits

Producers

Christine Lubrano

Christine Lubrano

исполнительный продюсер (21 эпизод, 2011)

Elizabeth Koe

Elizabeth Koe

ассоциированный продюсер / координирующий продюсер (20 эпизодов, 2011)

Carol Kolb

Carol Kolb

исполнительный сопродюсер (14 эпизодов, 2011)

J.J. Adler

J.J. Adler

исполнительный сопродюсер (13 эпизодов, 2011)

Julie Smith Clem

Julie Smith Clem

исполнительный продюсер (13 эпизодов, 2011)

William Graham

William Graham

исполнительный продюсер (13 эпизодов, 2011)

Lilly Burns

Lilly Burns

ассоциированный продюсер (11 эпизодов, 2011)

Devin Delliquanti

Devin Delliquanti

ассоциированный продюсер (11 эпизодов, 2011)

Morgan Evans

Morgan Evans

сегментный продюсер: touchscreen / сегментный продюсер: Touchscreen (11 эпизодов, 2011)

Jon Watts

Jon Watts

исполнительный сопродюсер (11 эпизодов, 2011)

Amanda Bayard

Amanda Bayard

ассоциированный продюсер (10 эпизодов, 2011)

Jim Biederman

Jim Biederman

исполнительный продюсер (10 эпизодов, 2011)

Zara Findlay-Shirras

Zara Findlay-Shirras

ассоциированный продюсер (10 эпизодов, 2011)

Melinda Garrett

Melinda Garrett

сопродюсер (10 эпизодов, 2011)

Tony Hernandez

Tony Hernandez

исполнительный продюсер (10 эпизодов, 2011)

Marla Ratner

Marla Ratner

продюсер-супервайзер (10 эпизодов, 2011)

Christopher Savage

Christopher Savage

линейный продюсер (10 эпизодов, 2011)

Mitch Semel

Mitch Semel

исполнительный продюсер (1 эпизод, 2011)

Jennifer Caserta

Jennifer Caserta

исполнительный продюсер

Debbie DeMontreux

Debbie DeMontreux

исполнительный продюсер

Evan Shapiro

Evan Shapiro

исполнительный продюсер

Cinematography

Christopher Cannucciari

Christopher Cannucciari

Music

Phil Hernandez

Phil Hernandez

Chris Maxwell

Chris Maxwell

Elegant Too

Elegant Too

Art Direction

Angelique Clark

Angelique Clark

Vanessa Riegel

Vanessa Riegel

Jessica Petruccelli

Jessica Petruccelli

Dana Covarrubias

Dana Covarrubias

Lauren Plymel

Lauren Plymel

Meghan Lyons

Meghan Lyons

Editors

Laura Weinberg

Laura Weinberg

Cori Wapnowska

Cori Wapnowska

Sascha Stanton Craven

Sascha Stanton Craven

Eric Dufresne

Eric Dufresne

Rodney Calhoun

Rodney Calhoun

Nick Mougis

Nick Mougis

Matt Davis

Matt Davis

Jesse Gordon

Jesse Gordon

Jamie Gross

Jamie Gross

Jon Higgins

Jon Higgins