Cast
Goody Stacy Professor Quincy Mary Anne Cachillo Ivan Cisserus Pizza Guy Leather Guy at Club Renfield Vadim Juicy Girl Derek Dr. Van Helsing Detective Erik Vlad Tepish Rat Eating Woman Joey Danny Angela Nurse 1 Mrs. Van Helsing Rita Landlady Nerdy Sales Guy Gunman Elderly Woman Elderly Man Legal Clerk Middle-Aged Guy / Dentist Baby Goody Goth Club Kid Nightclub Girl, not listed in creditsа College Student, not listed in credits Night Student, not listed in creditsа Diego Bardem, not listed in credits Detective, not listed in credits Party Guest, not listed in credits Girl in Club with Cell Phone, not listed in creditsа Gothic Club Kid, not listed in credits Night Student, not listed in credits Pilgrim, not listed in credits Park Patron, not listed in credits Ivan Crispy, not listed in credits Vampire Lover, not listed in credits E.R Doctor, not listed in credits Comedy Club Patron, not listed in creditsа Writhing Asian, not listed in credits Hot Girl, not listed in creditsа Vampire, not listed in credits