Cast
Various Characters
Various Characters
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Cop
DJ Simon Says
Creepy Van GuyAdoption Agency Worker 
Keegan's Wife
Barbershop ManCharacter 
Bystander #1
Cop
Dan White
Geoff Worthing
Campaign Advisor
Dance Judge
Founding Father
Bus Driver
Andrea
Cameraman
Bystander #2
Girl On Date
Denise
Johnson Family Member
Aaron
Bouncer
Blake
Jacquelin
Interviewee
Bystander #4
Dog Walker
Baseball Player
Quentin
Aerobics Dancer
Director
Orange Rhino
Food Truck Worker
Marvel Employee #1Guy at Bar 
Bone Thugs-n-HomelessBystander #3 Telemarketer 
Bone Thugs-n-HomelessStage Manager 
Tommy
Mailroom GuyBachelor Party Buddy 
Colonel Hans Muller
SWAT Team Member
Civil War General
Audience Member #2
Girlfriend
Katendra
Principal Martell
Betty
Person at People Park #1Civil War Soldier 
Math Teacher
Party Guest
Homie
Campaign Advisor
Dance Judge
Theater Patron #2Girlfriend 
Mary Magdalene
D&D Player
Destructo
Roberto
Buddy #2
Jerry
Hunter
Pirate #3Jazz Musician 
Jazz Musician
Dreadlock Dancer
TraceyCharacter 
Bouncer
Customer
Character
Dan Smith
Crazed Spectator
Character
Character
Football Player
Dying father
Mexican Busboy
Emily
Arthur WashingtonGuy 
Trumpet
Slave Master
Overweight Guy
High Schooler
Marion Glass
Barbarian
Karen
Party Friend
Cop
Club Owner
Sylvia Rosenblum
DriverLead Barber 
Brad
Large Guy in Bar
Heresa
Friend #2
Buddy #1
Phillip
Harassed Passenger
Mother
Little Kid
Centipede Buddy
Drunk Girl at the Bar
David Schwartzman
Mexican Drug Cartel Leader
Bully's Dad
Det. Sally Ferguson
EduardoZachary Detective 
Barista
Lau
Hillary ClintonNinja #2 
Detective
Girlfriend
Basketball Player
A Tribe Called Quest Shirt Guy
Neo-Nazi
Mexican Drug Cartel Member
Friend
Mom
Dr. KravitzZachary's Mom 
Gina
Boyfriend
Old Man at Bar
Pirate #2Assistant 
Denise
Basketball Player
Boss
Dreadlocked Guy
Bachelor Party Buddy
Sex Addict #1
Aerobic Director
Dad
Secretary
Buddy #3
Monster
Clarissa
Man
Pegasus Witness
Barbarian
Lady J
Agent Jackson
BillWriter #3 Laverne Man 
Maitre D
White Guy in Negraph Commercial
Blue FalconK-9 Unit Officer Man Waiting for ATM 
GirlfriendStudent #1 
Terrorist #3
Improv #1
Wife #1
Father
Widow
Reporter
Daniel Rosenblum
Student #2
Cop
Ninja #1
Girlfriend
Bystander #2
Amy
Red Falcon
Slave Bidder
Wife
Mrs. Whitaker
Sex Addict #4Theater Patron #1 
PsychopathGospel Singer 
Fiance
Cousin
Party WifeHomeless Man 
Audience Member #1
Player #1
Young Man at Bar
UTL Commissioner
Adam
Boss
Eleanor
Waitress
Art Show Presenter
Adam
Purple Falcon
Sex Addict #3
Ruby Ruhf
Woman
Pirate Captian
AmbassadorFriend #1 
Pirate
Max
Savannah (Hillary Clinton's anger translator)
Improv #2
Gospel Singer #2
Aerobics Dancer
Aerobics DancerAerobics Dancer Aerobics Dancer Aerobics Dancer 
Rep. Roberts 2012
Wife
Basketball Player
Zombie CheerleaderBlind Girl 
News Reporter
Mom Zombie
Steve
Maid
Thug
Bartender
Marriage Equality Protester
Hootie Hipster
Tommy
InmateLaundromat Man 
Congressman
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Little Prisoner
Announcer
Dancer
Benjamin Button Man
Dancer
Jiu Jitsu Woman
Guy
Friend #1
Nerdy Girl
A. A. Ron Balakay
Hotel Customer
LobotLittle Girl 
Little Girl
Staff
Shakespeare
Singer
Inmate
Thug in Class
Football Player
Party White Guy
Donald
CopJazz Musician 
MargotBiker 
Mom
Soldier
Boxing Trainer
Person at People Park #2
Creepy Paint Guy
Mack
Gonzalez
Football Player
DirectorHotel Customer 
Mr. Shin
Baseball Player
Biker Gang MemberBiker Gang Member 
Shoeshine Customer
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Dancer
Fitness Guy
Funk Band Member
Lawn mower Man
Monday
Mia Mondez
James Livingston
White Women #2
Person at People Park #5
Rap Battle Host
Jamie Thorneburg
CIA Agent
RobertMalia Obama Dave Sassin 
Scout
ThénardierGerald 
Marcy Whitchurch
Jiu Jitsu Woman
Vampire VictimSamantha Galaxy 
Malia's Anger Translator
Fantine
Vampire
Funk Band Member
Jiu Jitsu ManStudent 
GavinSoccer Player Football Player 
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Hotel Employee
Princess
Police Officer
Singer
Vampire
Person at People Park #6
Vampire
Ping
Dancer
Democratic Voter #3
Greeter
Girl in Club
Audience Member
Rhino Teammate
Scared White Guy
Cadet
Student #2
Girl
Dr. Carol Roberts
American Soldier
Cadet
Police Officer Bard
Child
CadetFemale Customer Nazi Soldier 
Girl at Bar
Colin's Wife
Rich White Guy
Laron's Friend #2
Cadet
Johnson Family Member
Messed Up Mob Boss
Secret ServiceDemocratic Voter #2 
College Kid #1
Democratic Voter #1
Latiya's Boyfriend
CassiePage 
Johnson Family Member
Male CustomerMother 
College Kid #3
Cadet
Dead Man
Rodriguez
Man at Bar
Cadet
Johnson Family Member
Speech Audience
Nazi Soldier
Jerome Smith
Jaleel White
Soldier's Wife
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Joe the Audio Tech
Passed Out WomanD'Brickashaw Ferguson 
играет саму себяJaneane Lowe 
играет саму себя - Sports Broadcaster
Ashley
A.A. Ron Rodgers
Barbarian
Cop
Concert Groupie, not listed in creditsа
Ice-T dog's girlfriend, not listed in creditsа
Father In Negraph Commercial, not listed in credits
Girl, not listed in creditsа
Dance Show Dancer, not listed in creditsа
Sarah Schwartzman, not listed in creditsа
Guy in Negraph Commercial, not listed in credits
Gay activist, not listed in creditsа
Bikini Girl, not listed in creditsаMan, not listed in credits 
Weed Guy, not listed in credits
Gay Sailor, not listed in credits
Student, not listed in credits
Cameraman, not listed in credits
Swat Team Member, not listed in credits
Black Guy in Negraph Commercial, not listed in credits
Marriage Equality Protester, not listed in credits
Arab Market Vendor, not listed in credits
Racist Dog, not listed in credits
Party Guest, not listed in creditsа
Prisoner, not listed in credits
Minister, not listed in creditsVampire's Boyfriend, not listed in credits 
Othello Theater Attendee, not listed in creditsа
Officer Winslow, not listed in credits
Redneck Bar Patron, not listed in creditsа
Jim, not listed in credits
Italian Waiter, not listed in credits
Teacher, not listed in creditsа
Audio Tech, not listed in credits
Football Coach, not listed in credits
