Cast
Keith Lemon / Evil Steve
Kelly Brook
Rosie
Douglas Orange
TV News Reporter
Waterbot Salesman
Kushvinder
Man on Bridge
Woman on Bridge
Delivery ManHoodless Harry Gary 
BarmanAuntie Fanny 
Buster (Hoodie)
ArchimedesDennis (Hardman) 
The Hoff
Pat
Hoff Show Director
Thick Northern Fan
Bank Manager
Dr. Fallus
Awards HostKeith's Butler Chinese Elvis Party Host 
Emma Bunton
Melanie Chisholm
Gary Barlow
JedwardVernon Kay 
Rizzle KicksChris Moyles 
Jason Donovan
Peter AndreGino D'Acampo 
Denise Van Outen
Tinchy Stryder
Ronan Keating
Billy OceanCraig Phillips 
Holly Willoughby
Fearne Cotton
Phillip Schofield
Various Voices, not listed in creditsInventor, not listed in credits 
Punter, not listed in credits
Celebrity Agent, not listed in credits
Apalled Delegate, not listed in creditsHeavy, not listed in credits 
Biker, not listed in creditsOffice Worker, not listed in credits 
Passerby, not listed in creditsа
Cockney punter, not listed in creditsPromotions girl, not listed in creditsа Geek, not listed in credits 
Feature Suporting Artist, not listed in credits
Punter, not listed in credits
Cockney punter, not listed in creditsPasser by, not listed in creditsа 
Passer By, not listed in creditsа
Toga Lady, not listed in creditsа
Cyclist, not listed in creditsGangster, not listed in credits 
Audience, not listed in credits
Passerby, not listed in credits
Gang Member, not listed in credits
