Cast
Chrissy Goldberg
Lauren
Eugene «The Machine» McCormack
Zack
The PresidentWorker #1 Worker #2 Taco (and ear), Eater Concerned Factory Worker 
Anti-Purity GirlSlater 
Ron Simms
Lauren's ChaufferKelly Beautiful Boy Beautiful Girl Jiggles the Juggalo 
Coach KotterBlind Security Guard 
Peanutch (Metal Detector Guard)Scrätch 
Arnold, Asst. to Mr. Herzkauf
Cigar FaceJanitor Michelangelo Rembrandt Raphael 
Aunt BeeMiss Adeline Crabtree Coach Sandusky Shower Gyno American #1 Shower Gyno American #2 Shower Gyno American #3 Shower Gyno American #4 Shower Gyno American #5 Shower Gyno American #6 Shower Gyno American #7 Shower Gyno American #8 Eugene's Tranny Friend Naked Shower Boy #1 Naked Shower Boy #2 Naked Shower Boy #3 Naked Shower Boy #4 Father Sandusky Roller Girl 
Mr. ChipsTerrance Horowitz Hurley 
Tromaville High Cheerleader
BullyUterus Suggestor Justin Bieber Fan Justin Bieber's Nephew One Direction Fan Dido #1 Dido #2 
Radical Dude / ToxieMiss Bliss Barry Jennings Student Harassed by Blind Security Guard 
Glee Club FanHeavenly Creature It's a Miracle! 
Kabukicar PassengerKabukicar Passenger Kabukicar Passenger 
Count SmokulaCrabtree's Dog 
Purity Day StudentHot Gothic Gyno играет самого себя играет саму себя Doctor Doovall Dead Patient 
Hot NurseSgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. / Teenie Weenie Jock / Toxie 
Knuckles Jr.Shot Taker #1 
Shot Taker #2
Dancing BoyRapeDoor Rapedoor RapeDoor RapeDoor American Chicken Bunker Cretin Head Smash Cretin 
Ricky RetardoCop #2 играет самого себя Heart Rip Cretin 
Professor Holt
Dick SmithNipples Jr. 
Looks Like A DickTeacher Baby Gonzo Tromaville High School Security Guard Cretin Tristan 
Jock, not listed in creditsTromaville Citizen, not listed in credits 
Chrissy, хроника, not listed in creditsа
Warren, хроника, not listed in creditsTromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsа Tromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsа Factory Worker, not listed in credits Thug, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits Cretin sprayed with Milk, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsа Tromaville High Student, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits High School Student, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits 
Tromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsа
Tromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsаTromaville High Teacher, not listed in creditsа Tromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsа 
рассказчик, not listed in credits
Bisexual Jock, not listed in creditsTromaville High Teacher, not listed in credits 
Tromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsTromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsа Factory Worker, not listed in credits 
Tromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsTromaville High Student, not listed in credits Party Goer, not listed in credits Student, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits Joey Muscles, not listed in credits Cretin army, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits Band Geek, not listed in credits Punk, not listed in creditsа Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits 
Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits
Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits
Tromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsаTromaville Citizen, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsа 
Tromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsTromaville Citizen, not listed in credits Tromaville Citizen, not listed in creditsа 
Tromaville Citizen, not listed in credits
