Cast
Rick Stevens
Nina Pennington
Lucy Stevens / Saint Lola
Pamela Bender / Saint Poppy
Jimmy Leach
Father Krumins
Annette Stratton-Osborne
Joseph Stevens
Principal Basil Poole
Billy Bender
Kristen Stevens
Kevin Carpenter
Chief Howard D. Lansing
Brian Savage
Keith Bender
Karlis Malinauskas
Steven Stevens
Ronnie Watt
Officer Joe Tackett
Cherysh
Vitolda
Mr. Apgar
Sister Marie Therese Francine Dubois
Tina Johnson
Mantas Bartuska
Darius
Orderly
Janice
Nurse
Zoe
Poultry Truck Driver
Woman at Strip Club
Kristen's Friend
Paramedic #2
Reporter
Reporter
Nipsy RussellStripper 
Arresting Officer #1
Policeman
911 Operator, voice acting
Clint, not listed in credits
Stripper, not listed in creditsа
Inmate, not listed in credits
Latin Class Student, not listed in credits
Paramedic Fitzgerald, not listed in credits
Reporter, not listed in credits
Nun #5, not listed in creditsа
Dancer, not listed in credits
Kristen's Friend, not listed in creditsа
Party Girl, not listed in creditsа
High School Student, not listed in creditsа
Reporter, not listed in creditsа
Disapproving Neighbor, not listed in credits
Party Girl, not listed in creditsа
Latin Class Mate, not listed in credits
Kristen's Friend, not listed in creditsа
Hot Girl #1, not listed in creditsа
Goth Party Animal, not listed in credits
Party Girl, not listed in creditsа
Kristen's Friend, not listed in creditsа
Sexy Bartender, not listed in creditsа
High School Student, not listed in credits
News Reporter, not listed in creditsа
News Reporter, not listed in credits
Drunk Girl, not listed in creditsа
