Cast
Johnny Daniels
Widowed Linda
Richie
Joan
BarryDean Stanley 
Bunny
Dougie
PC Martin
Dull Karen
Len
DonaldNessa Simon Off Duty Police Sergeant Gobby Sharon 
Sarg
JimMrs. Wyatt Spotty Kevin 
Graham
Dancing Lady
PC Chris
GaryUncle Howard Miss James Older Man Newsagent 
Neville
GordonMaurice Cole Registrar Frankie Pyland 
Mr. ClarkEva Bundy 
Mr. Bushell
Pamela
Dr. JenningsReligious Rose 
Mrs. Fryer
CorrineAndrea Usherette 
EstelleLorraine Dr. Henderson 
Fat Mike
Shocked party guest
Margaret
Ambulance ManDebbie 
Typist, not listed in creditsаDancing Lady, not listed in creditsа Ann Summers Party Guest, not listed in creditsа 
Pub Customer, not listed in creditsChav biker, not listed in credits Pub Customer, not listed in credits 
Councillor, not listed in creditsOff duty police officer, not listed in credits Party Guest, not listed in creditsа Ann Summers party guest, not listed in creditsа 
