Cast
Mary Jo Cacciatore
Dhani Jones
Dean Olivares
Amber
StephanieYoung Thad 
Valerie
Satan / Gift Wrap Man
Tina
Cop
Auctioneer
Nerdy Looking Kid
Second Student
Third Student
Craig Shilo
Radon Randell
Julia King / Reporter
Mojito GirlHonorary Mountain Goat Honorary Mountain Goat Honorary Mountain Goat 
Honorary Mountain Goat
Honorary Mountain Goat
Honorary Mountain GoatHonorary Mountain Goat Honorary Mountain Goat Honorary Mountain Goat 
Party Girl, not listed in creditsаCarnival Worker, not listed in creditsа 
Goat House Buyer, not listed in creditsFootball Player, not listed in credits 
Party Girl, not listed in creditsаFootballer, not listed in credits College Student, not listed in credits Professor, not listed in credits 
Cheerleader, not listed in creditsаParty Girl, not listed in creditsа 
Core Football Player, not listed in creditsFootball Player, not listed in credits Asshole Assistant Dean, not listed in credits 
