Cast
Maya
Nick Pascale
Xavier
Chris Kanew
Cherie Parkinson
Harvard Mother
Admission OfficerAdmissions Receptionist Busker 
Female Professor
Azalia's Hostess
Mark
TSA Officer
Flight Attendant
Older ManChinese Waitress Tween One Tween Two Young Troy 
JasonВ’s Executive Asst
Older Latina
Bartender
Harvard Father
Ticket Seller
Jason's WifeTV Host 
Beta Male #1
Beta Male #2Jason's Child 
GeorgeBilly's Wahine Billy's Other Wahine Gay Dog Handler #1 Gay Dog Handler #2 Troy's Girlfriend JasonВ’s Child #2 JasonВ’s Child #3 Jason's Child #4 
Jimmy Kimmel
Panel Show HostAirport Traveler Front Desk Clerk, not listed in creditsа 
College Student, not listed in creditsаAirline Crew, not listed in credits 
Laughing Girl, not listed in creditsаCollege Student, not listed in creditsа Doorman, not listed in credits Harvard Student, not listed in credits 
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsа
Jason's Father, not listed in credits
College Friend, not listed in credits
Harvard Student #1, not listed in credits
Harvard Professor, not listed in credits
College Girlfriend, not listed in creditsа
First Class Passenger, not listed in creditsа
Jason Templeton, not listed in credits
Harvard Staff, not listed in credits
Boston Taxi Cab Driver, not listed in creditsBar Patron, not listed in credits College Student, not listed in creditsа Harvard College Student, not listed in creditsа College Tour Guide, not listed in creditsа 
College Student, not listed in creditsPool Friend, not listed in credits 
Pedestrian, not listed in credits
Harvard Student, not listed in creditsа
Harvard Pedestrian, not listed in creditsаCollege Student, not listed in credits 
Miserable Teen, not listed in creditsа
College Student, not listed in creditsа
Wedding Guest, not listed in creditsа
Jason's Daughter, voice acting, not listed in creditsа
