Cast
Cynthia Bishop
Larry Bishop
Prof. Rosenkrantz
Louise Bishop
Dr. Fred I. Jannings
Carrie Jannings
Ricky Latham
Will Parker
Fredonia Jannings
Miss Brady, English Teacher
Mr. Phillips, Principal
Mac McQuillan, Jannings' NurseStella Regan Alice J.M. Dingle, Napoleon Hardware 
Gus Wood, Thatcher's Real Estate Rep
Dingle Clerk, not listed in creditsStubby Stubblefield, not listed in credits Student, not listed in creditsа Student, not listed in creditsа Bookkeeper, not listed in creditsа Student, not listed in creditsа Student, not listed in credits Justice of the Peace, not listed in credits Cheerleader, not listed in credits Fat Girl, not listed in creditsа Student, not listed in creditsа 
Napoleon High Janitor, not listed in credits
Dingle Clerk, not listed in credits
Agnes, Jannings' Cook, not listed in creditsаStudent, not listed in credits 
