Michael Q. Schmidt Filmography
Actor (112 credits)
- Turnt (2018) Creepy John
- Caravaggio and My Mother the Pope (2018) Rembrandt's Diana at Bath
- Nuns with Guns (2017) Stoned John
- Where Do I Stand (2017) The naked guy
- Phantogram: Funeral Pyre (2017) Whipping Boy
- The Sex Addict (2017) Sex Victim Submissive
- Mope (2017) Harvey Rude
- Magic '85 (2017) Naked Sex Bear
- The Day of Forevermore (2016) Hookah George
- Match.con (2016) Steve
- Four Foot Gangsters (2015) Diamond Smuggler (2015-)
- Hell Hunters (2015) Principal Stern
- Fuck Me (2015) Pool Man
- Catatonic (2015) Masturbating Guy
- Don't Touch That Dial (2015) Donny Defayo
- According To (2015) Bikini Man
- Birds Court (2015) Bikini Dude
- All Nighter (2015) Brony Submissive
- The Ocean of Helena Lee (2015)
- GrossHouse (2015) Bertha
- Torment a love story (2015) Edson
- The Paper Boat (2015) Mr. Blooming
- Amorality (2014) Mr. Morris
- The Biz (2014) Naked Guy With Cake
- Riot (2014) играет самого себя - «Nude» Model
- Azad Right: Self Made (2014) Mafia Boss
- I Can't Get Laid in My Dreams (2014) Big Guy
- Mister Goodnite: Dominator (2014) Man into Demon
- Starved (2014) Chairman of the Board
- Trentemøller: Gravity (2014) Obnoxious Eating Man
- Micky's Summer Resort (2014) Grandpa Johnny
- Edible Love (2013) Father
- Motionless in White: America (2013) Fried Chicken King
- Califone: Frosted Tips (2013) Phone-sex Man
- Here's Johnny (2013) Mob Boss #1
- A Study in Gravity (2013) Man with Gun
- Situational Awareness (2013) Good Samaritan Bubba
- Good Satan (2012) Naked Ben Franklin
- The Murder of Hi Good (2012) Naked Man
- Tattoo Nightmares (2012) Strip Club Owner
- Naked Shadows: The Director's Cut (2012) Mort the Landlord
- Camp Virginovich (2012) Obese Russian Airline Passenger
- Sadistic Eroticism (2012) Mr. Buggary
- John Dies at the End (2012) Mmm Bacon
- Flesh-N-Bone: How Many (2012) Gluttony
- Braxton Family Values (2011) играет самого себя
- Left 4 Dead (2011) Boomer
- Tim and Eric's Billion Dollar Movie (2011) not listed in credits
- Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! Chrimbus Special (2010) Winter Man
- Amexica (2010) Dad in Diner
- Forfeit of Grace (2010) Bill
- Snatched! (2010) Cyrus
- M.I.A: Born Free (2010) Naked Man, not listed in credits
- 6 Women (2010) Balzac - the S&M Host
- Christmas Cash (2009) Santa Claus
- Cost of Living (2009) Mr. Wiggly
- Mr. Sadman (2009) Sex Club Patron
- Mr. and Mrs. Pratt (2009) Swedish Scientist
- Yesterday Was a Lie (2008) Art Patron, not listed in credits
- Yes Man (2008) Nudist Conventioner, not listed in credits
- Safety First: The Rise of Women! (2008) Overweight naked runner
- Delaney (2008) Ed Barney
- Santasm (2008) Man #1
- The Assassin Project (2008) Morgue corpse, not listed in credits
- Your Name Here (2008) Naked Drunk Biker
- Mobile Home Disaster (2008) играет самого себя
- Bill (2008) Paul's Dad
- Blind Ambition (2008) Junkyard Mechanic
- PG Porn (2008) Mrs. Brown
- The Clean-Up Crew (2008) Naked Victim
- Expendable (2008) Leo the Outfitter
- Amhurst (2008) The Soda Pop Drunk
- Adam & Evelyn (2008) Male Bar Patron
- Accidents Happen (2008) Mr. Bell
- Sniper Patrol (2007) рассказчик
- Candy Shop (2007) Bob
- Fear Ever After (2007) Billy Bob Barfield
- Cold Blood Canyon (2007) Hippie Psychic
- Last Exit (2007) Shuttle Driver / Featured Bar Patron
- Paris in Jail: The Music Video (2007) The Inmate
- Skid Marks (2007) Man on Street
- Piggies (2007) Barney Stubbs, Eldon Stubbs, Jonas Stubbs
- Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (2007) играет самого себя
- Lindsay Fully Loaded (2007) Jailhouse Inmate
- Rebel Studz: The Uncensored Documentary (2007) «Texas» George Gant
- Dead Doornails (2007) Bubba
- Sunset Tan (2007) играет самого себя
- The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency (2006) играет самого себя (Christmas Video Segment), not listed in credits
- 18 Fingers of Death! (2006) Buttcrack Guy, not listed in credits
- Half Life (2006) Bloated Corpse
- Because I Said So (2006) Chubby Wedding Guest, not listed in credits
- Souvenir (2006) Light-Fingers homeless Nick
- Huge Naked Guy (2006) Huge Naked Guy / voice of Mister Lee
- The Erotic Samurai (2006) Sumo Samurai - Audition scene
- The Three Trials (2006) Father, Cabaret MC, Fertility Demon
- Margaret's Son (2006) First Zombie
- KwameWorld (2006) Frank The Ticket
- S.C.R.E.W.D. (2006) Hank the Nudist
- Axegrinder (2006) Jester
- Naked Shadows (2006) Mort - the Landlord
- Skeletons in the Closet (2005) Police Chief Norm Riley
- A Happy Ending (2005) Huge Naked Guy
- Tears of a Clown (2005) Fat Tony
- Clean (2004) Lucky
- Tom Goes to the Mayor (2004) Joy Peters
- Streakers (2004) Streaker
- The Dan Show (2003) Bachelorette Party Stripper
- The Decay of Fiction (2002) Naked Ghost
- Mossad Porn Actor
- L.G.B.T. Love Stories The Client (segment 'T')
- Debbie and the Devil Edwin The Bloody
- Sunset at Dawn The Shovel
Producer (1 credits)
Writer (1 credits)
